So, I didn't have time to do the comic this weekend. I SHOULD have. But we went to visit relatives in Longview and swim in their excellent pool. I was all ready to finalize my sketches... and then our keys got locked in the car. Yes. Everyone's keys. All of the spares. The person who did it said it would be embarrassing to put their name up on my site, so instead, I submit to you these versions of the truth. You decide which is most entertaining.
My Mother's Story:
"I locked the keys in the car. I went outside to get a change of clothes and left them on the seat. A policeman came and opened the lock with his Slim Jim. He also blared his sirens for the children, and we wondered what the neighbors would think was going on. It's a rich neighborhood."
My Sister's Story:
"I locked the keys in the trunk. But one of the windows was halfway rolled down, so I managed to climb through it. Then I pushed the button on the backseat that folds it down, and was able to climb into the trunk and get them out again. There was probably an easier way to do it, but I can't think of it."
My Father's Story:
"I locked the keys in the car. I absent-mindedly lay them in the trunk next to my briefcase while talking to relatives. Thankfully, the back door wasn't shut correctly, and I managed to work a hanger through the crack in the door enough to pull the lever and unlock it. Unfortunately, the battery was run down from all that time with the door ajar, and we had to jump the car off a golf cart.
My Story:
"I locked my sister in the car (She IS a Keys afterall). I shoved her into the trunk as a joke, but didn't realize she was holding the keys. She kept screaming until the policeman showed up, and he said his tools were in another squad car. Somehow Lara missed the glow-in-the-dark escape handle right in front of her face. After several minutes, she managed to collapse one of the seats and crawl through into the cabin. She revengefully wouldn't let us in for another fifteen minutes.
So. Whichever one you believe, that is the reason I don't have anything to offer you today. So sorry. I'll either make the comic tomorrow, or I'll make an extra-fancy one next Friday. The good news is, that flashback has finally ended. I hope I never draw that weird Esuna outfit again. ^_^
Perhaps you'd like to tell us how you locked the keys in the car?
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